Reality Check

I get really excited Sunday night because I know that I only have one more night to wait for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And then after Monday night, I get a little down cuz I have to wait a whole other week for my favorite show. 
So this Monday night here's what I found myself thinking about as I lay my head to sleep:

• I want to wear hoop earrings like Kyle. And I think I might buy me self a pair this weekend.
• Kyle's cinqo di mayo party looked a little bare bones compared to all the past dinner parties featured.
• Maurizio's mom doesn't look different post face lift.
• Taylor is certifiably insane.
• Was Dede told by producers to instigate the fight?
• I quite like Brandi, she's like a little fawn.
• Kyle is a self rightous prude when it comes to Brandi, and I believe it's because she is jealous of Brandi's lean physique.
• I wish RH of Beverly Hills was a two hour event, or was on 5 days a week because the Tori/Dean  and T.I/Tiny shows are not that engaging.
• I love TI and Tiny's relationship.

But then after feeling down, I realized I had tivoed Kim and Kourtney Take New York. And Tuesday night I put my feet up on the coffee table with a cup of tea and wouldn't you know I got hooked on the Kardashian sisters again.
And as I lay my head down to sleep, I thought about the following:

• Klhoe is looking a bit disheveled and pale these days. That sundress that she wore at the Disick's house -  not flattering.
• Kourtney looks like Frida Khalo, a bit mannish, but artistically attractive
• Kim is beautiful and very curvy - what a bosom she has!
• Kris Humphries is an immature jerk. Example: he was really unsympathetic when Kim cut her finger.
• I love Kourtney's wardrobe the best.